on december 1 525,644,201 BC lets all go to burgess shale and order the anomalocaris burger the look on the servers cephalon will be priceless
the burgerss shale server when i order anomalocaris burger with the hallucigenia fries and wiwaxia nuggets
Whenever I stay at a hotel, I always request a photo of John Goodman by the nightstand. Legoland is the only hotel that delivered in the 10+ years I've been requesting it.
I came into my room and there was a web directly across the inside of my doorway even though it had only been a couple of hours since I last walked in here. Of course I immediately thought of this old Far Side which is never too far from my mind
Like the guy said. Sometimes the things you need to do to heal might feel silly, but don’t let that stop you.
Heal yourself.
This is so beautiful and affirming.
I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’
Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.
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Kirk: alright here he comes. Get it all out now. Admiral Komack is a pain in the butt.
Uhura: he has bad breath!
Chekov: he pees sitting down, facing the toilet!
McCoy: he smells like a hamster cage.
Spock: hes average height.
Kirk: Spock thats not really an insult. Okay here he is. Hello admiral!
Komack: hello captain and his venerable crew.
(Everyone greets him.)
Spock: You are stupid.
Komack: what?
