Kirk: alright here he comes. Get it all out now. Admiral Komack is a pain in the butt.
Uhura: he has bad breath!
Chekov: he pees sitting down, facing the toilet!
McCoy: he smells like a hamster cage.
Spock: hes average height.
Kirk: Spock thats not really an insult. Okay here he is. Hello admiral!
Komack: hello captain and his venerable crew.
(Everyone greets him.)
Spock: You are stupid.
Komack: what?
I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’
Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.
Redrawing of the painting Elijah in the Wilderness as the end of third life
THIS TOOK 23 HOURS AND 35 MINS . REBLOGS GREATLY APPRECIATED THIS PAINTING TOOK YEARS OFF MY LIFESPAN <333
Starfleet Admiral: I must remind you Kirk, relationships between crew members of higher powers… especially the Captain and his first Officer… are strongly advised against
Kirk sitting in the Captain’s chair with Spock in his lap: Are you suggesting myself and commander Spock are romantically involved?
Starfleet Admiral: erm…well… I was under that impression…
rewatching Supernatural rn and as ASL student, i’m laughing so hard at Sam’s mess up when signing thank you to Eileen when he first meets her
My favorite moment from American Sign Language class is as follows:
We had to mime stuff to convey a single word, and we were working in pairs. The pair with the word "drums" killed me.
Their act was over but their brains forgot the drumsticks weren't real! It was so good.
i'd love to apply for a demolitions job. "tell us what made you want to apply for this position" well i've always had an interest in breaking things. the sight of devastation and destruction brings me immeasurable joy. i love to blow things up with bombs and tear them to pieces with heavy machinery.
i want to crack open complex structures to expose the meat inside and tear it out with the claws of my excavator. i am a predatory animal disemboweling a carcass for abandoned architecture. give me the keys to the bulldozer i am normal and can be trusted to operate dangerous specialized equipment.
blood being frequently described as having a "coppery smell" in fiction is kind of funny considering that there is a metallic component to blood and it's not copper
in fact if your blood smells or tastes like copper you probably have more urgent things to worry about than it being outside your body. it's probably better that it's not inside you anymore actually.
story where blood is described as smelling or tasting "coppery" and it's actually early foreshadowing that all the characters are suffering from heavy metal poisoning
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Kirk: alright here he comes. Get it all out now. Admiral Komack is a pain in the butt.
Uhura: he has bad breath!
Chekov: he pees sitting down, facing the toilet!
McCoy: he smells like a hamster cage.
Spock: hes average height.
Kirk: Spock thats not really an insult. Okay here he is. Hello admiral!
Komack: hello captain and his venerable crew.
(Everyone greets him.)
Spock: You are stupid.
Komack: what?
